Oh good, another poll telling us what we already know and it’s making the news online.
Did you know that the majority of women think that men who drive fast or exotic cars are wankers? Of course you did. Isn’t that what we all (mostly) think?
Strangely, online dating site AnastasiaDate wasn’t completely certain of this, deeming it worthy of further investigation by Harris Poll.
The results are tediously (profoundly even) obvious, with 56 percent of women saying that men in fast or expensive cars are showing off, very likely arrogant - and possibly both.
Insecurity was voted as the primary motivator for ownership of said vehicles by 17 percent of the women surveyed.
The one question on all of our minds (how big are their penises?) was posed rather stealthily, and yes: 37 percent of women think cashed-up fast-car buying men are compensating for the lack of “something”.
Of course they are. Men with big penises are buying SUVs; they need the room.
On the other side of the divide, the poll results showed that nearly 40 percent of men think that women driving fast or exotic cars are show-offs, while six percent of men suspect the same women are "emotional".
We don’t need to run a poll to know what the other 60 percent think.