The Funny: Alas, Poor Sonic, I Knew Him Well

“Alas, poor Sonic, I knew him, Tails; a fellow of infinite… speed… and ring collecting.”

Sidenote: I don’t see any gold rings laying around, so I suspect the orchestrator of Sonic’s demise – the driver of the blue Opel Corsa – has some explaining to do.

Sidesidenote: An alternative title to this post might have been: Sonic Hard At Work Upgrading The Exhaust On His Sonic Blue Barina.

I’ll stop now.