This note is hilarious. One of these days, I might do the same thing if I find someone selfishly parked. For those who might have trouble understanding the note writers handwriting the full text of the note is below.
I'm sorry I put a dent in your car. I didn't want to, but I did when I tried to park next to you. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one. The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent/paint off. Beaches are fun.
Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them, remember not to park in two spaces.
[Source:Lan Bui via Autoblog]