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BMW To Thugs: Don’t You Know I’m Loco, Ese?

Need the approval of your local thugs?  There’s no better way than to pull up on your “more than you can afford, pal” BMW K1300R and rip a burnout.
Soon, you’ll be riding alongside the gang’s boss-man, his girlfriend (of the day) blowing k


Need the approval of your local thugs?  There’s no better way than to pull up on your “more than you can afford, pal” BMW K1300R and rip a burnout.

Soon, you’ll be riding alongside the gang’s boss-man, his girlfriend (of the day) blowing kisses and winking at your leather-clad self from the passenger seat.  But you better be packing heat, boy, ‘cause when the boss-man finds out you’ve been messin’ with his girl, there’s gonna be shootin’.

I… can only assume that’s what BMW had in mind when it put together the imagery for the K1300R’s website.

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