Have you noticed friends, how arse-up things are at the moment?

Can’t remember quite such a period of general and widespread arse-upness. Everywhere you look arses are poking up out of the ground. Our banks… yep, there’s an exposed arse or two taking a pounding there; and stockbroking firms, my god, right now those joints are [...]

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News from Bologna friends is that Ducati’s ’supernaked’ Streetfighter has been voted the “best-looking bike at the 2008 Milan show”. True, it’s as pleasing to the eye as Mariacarla Boscono’s left tit… (she’s the supermodel friends, the gorgeous Dolores keeps The Dirk appraised of things in the world of high-flying fashion)… but it also goes [...]

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