So you’ve got a bunch of toy cars lying around—boxes and shelves just chockers with the things—and the missus has commanded you to get rid of them. You figure you’d like to recover a bit of your costs rather than toss them in the bin, so you stick them on eBay. But when eBay’s already loaded to the brim with similar items, what chance do you have of offloading them all before the wifey leaves you for the real man down the road?
And then a horned lightbulb flashes overhead. Breasts! Who can possibly deny themselves a bunch of Matchbox cars that have been sat on some lovely lady’s chest? The missus agrees with your crazy plan, figuring that her cannons on display may just be a necessary evil. Besides, you’re pretty sure she’s a bit of an exhibitionist.
I think I can manage to live without the cars, but I tell you what folks; I don’t reckon I’ve ever stared so long at a Skoda before.
[Chris Tilley's eBay page] Thanks Stu!
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BWAHAHAHAHA! Great find, Mike. Blatant sex appeal at its finest.
Amusing.
What a great idea,Wheelnuts into collecting model cars,although Id need to hold 1:18 scale against mine if he looking at selling a few off… hahaha. Plus you would have to get someone else to take the pic cause he would want to be holding the um…car!Actually are they female hands holding the matchbox car? Dont look like female hands!
I’d be Holding the car….What Car?
Anyhow babe next to yours my 1:18 scale model cars would look more like 1:64s
hahaha………I knew you would have too comment. Mine are 44s though ohhh you mean the car!
I think it would be funnier if he was selling
a couple of TT’s
Tsk tsk tsk
Get a room you two
Another 10 days and we will……..snigger snigger ..
I need a shower. ooooch! (now where did I get that from)