The Funny: Total Your Car, Look Your Best

Alright, sure.  You’ve written off your car spinning it a dozen times through the air and skidding to a halt against a concrete divider.  We get that.  It happens.

But it’s a long way to the cop shop and you’re gonna need that time to convince Officer Upright to let you off with a warning – so what’s wrong with wanting to look your best while you’re at it?

Click through for a few more snaps we enjoyed.

“What, ‘cause a dude’s Amish he can’t enjoy some fast food?  Gimme my burger, boy, ‘fore I have my horse kick you upside the head.”

“Uh, that’s right, HQ.  I came outta the donut store and whaddya know, some punks have stolen my squad car and run it through a bus stop!  We gotta do somethin’ bout this city, chief.”

Best save the hot pursuits for the hot pursuit units, eh officer?

“Ma’am, ma’am, I said you can stop.  You can stop blowing now, ma’am, thank you.  Oh, God, don’t look at me like that…”

“Of all the spaces in all the car parks in all the world, you had to crash into mine.”

That’s ‘ironic’ spelled s h i t o u t t a l u c k.